Hoodie Allen, All American. Peace out y’all.
Hoodie Allen. Definitely in my booty top 10.
As in, gimme the booty.
PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!!
Why isn’t this how every international break goes? SERIOUSLY.
Mike Chabala totally follows me on twitter, btw. Which isn’t, like, a serious deal. But it feels pretty important to know that he MAY be reading all my weird blow job questions and me bitching about having to put pants on.
I hope we get to meet, so I can explain myself.
Going to start a hash tag called “fuck my face”
It will include food, bongs, and babes.
So many babes.